Sundays are MB’s day to sleep in. So I was up with Rose at 6:30 this morning. It wasn’t enough that I was up, but she had a diaper that could have been used in chemical warfare. I “being the awesome dad that I am” didn’t bat an eyelash. I went right in and got her cleaned up, before breakfast.
She woke up from her nap a few minutes ago and Mb went in to get here. She had another poopy diaper which she changed….I am not kidding, ten minutes later we are all sitting on the bed, ands she has another one.
DG: I have already changed her once today.
MB: (shakes head)So have I
DG:(holds up fist for rock paper scissors)
MB:two outta three?
DG: nope just the one time
one,two, three match…
DG: (stares blankly)
MB: HA! see ya sucker
DG: what? rock flies right through paper…
MB:huh? No paper covers rock
DG: that’s stupid what does that do….rock beats paper.
MB: then what beats rock
DG: nothing beats rock
MB: (stares blankly) you are a cheater
DG: it is not my fault your game is flawed…
It is possible that I faked ignorance in order to get out of it….Next time we will settle it with a wrestling match.